Things women say that men misunderstand

Yes
1. In most cases this also means no. There are exceptions but they are very hard to distinguish. .....
Nothing
2. It is something. It is definitely something and you had better figure it out real quick. .....
Do I look fat in this
3. A better translation would be Do you think Im ugly? and the answer is categorically no. .....
Go ahead
4. Do not misconstrue this as permission. In fact, its more of a dare. Actually, its always a dare. Dont do it. .....
No
5. It means no. .....
Maybe
6. Still no. .....
It would be nice if
7. Everything following the if is meant to be interpreted as an unconditional order. .....
Fine
8. This means the argument is over and you lost. .....
Its okay
9. Its never okay. This only means that she needs some time to figure out your punishment. .....
Are you listening
10. You are not listening. There is no way to recover from this. .....
Its up to you
11. If you think this means you have freedom to choose then you are very, very mistaken. A much better translation would be Its up to youto select the right choice which I know but I am not going to tell you because you should know. Making the wrong choice will usually result in an Its okay. .....
Loud sigh
12. You might not think so, but this is actually a word and it can roughly be translated as I cant believe I have to stand here and put up with your stupidity. .....
5 minutes
13. This depends on context. If she is getting dressed then it is most likely somewhere between 30 and 40 minutes. If you are watching TV then it is closer to 0 minutes. As in why are you watching TV right now when you should be doing something productive? .....
Whatever
14. This is like fine except significantly worse. In fact, many times it will follow (Are you listening?). .....
Thanks
15. It means thanks. Say youre welcome. .....
Thanks a lot
16. Its a very small distinction but this is actually the opposite of thanks. Under no circumstances should you say youre welcome. Typically that would land you back at (Whatever). .....
Dont worry about it
17. This means she has told you to do something (possibly more than once) and she is now going to do it herself. Any further inquiries on your part will most likely result in loud sigh. .....
We can go anywhere you want
18. In most cases this means You had better choose my favorite restaurant. .....
We need to talk
19. Youre dead. .....
What are you doing
20. This is actually not a question. Its a statement akin to Youre doing it wrong. .....
Do you have to do this now
21. Also not a question. It means stop doing what youre doing and prepare for further orders. .....
You have to learn to communicate
22. Communicate can also be translated as agree with me. .....
Im not upset
23. Shes upset .....
We need
24. She wants. .....
I dont want to talk about it
25. She wants you to go away because she is still building up evidence against you. .....
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Purple lotus flower tattoo. Purple lotus flower means mysticism and spirituality. .....
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